Friday March 31 part2

Well, after reading the previous post about masturbating facts, I just had to surf for some naked women pictures.
As you know by now, I always can find something, so after searching and looking for a while it was time to do the deed.
One can only look so long without getting aroused, and need a bit of release.
So, when the lady pictured appeared, I just knew that she was the one that was to be the release of my pent up tension.
Not sure what it is about her, because she is not the prettiest girl ever to grace the screen as she has this huge set of teeth that sort of turn one off, but she has a very nice body (some would say is chunky).
But after looking at her for a while, she reminds me of a lady that visits the coffee shop that I frequent.
The girl posted has a similar body, her breasts are about the same size, she sort of looks like her facial wise as well, and her hair is worn the same except for there is no grey streaks in it.
Many a time when she comes into the coffee shop, I think of how nice it would be to be able to pull out my cock and start masturbating.
That would be an ultimate turn on.
But we all know what would happen if I did, someone would be offended, and call the police, and I would be tossed in the slammer for public lewdness.
Anyway, back to the story.....
But once this lady appeared, it was some serious stroking, and before long it was time to blow my load.
Not the most intense orgasm today, but it was good to feel the pleasure again today, even after breaking my rules.
Well, enough about that for now.
Next posting (whenever that might be in the next couple of days), will be another story about when the wife jacked me off in front of another woman.
So, stay tuned for the continuing adventures of my sex life as I am sure you will enjoy this story.

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Friday March 31

Hey fellow Onanists, here is something I came across today (no, not that way).
Thought it might be of some interest to readers, as I know I learned a few things today.


What is masturbation?

Masturbation is the physical stimulation of the sexual organs to produce feelings of pleasure. If you're a male and your body has matured to a certain point, masturbating will eventually result in semen (fluid containing sperm cells, among other things) being expelled from the penis, usually accompanied by a very good whole-body feeling known as orgasm.

How do people masturbate?

Most guys masturbate by rubbing their penis with their hand or hands, or by rubbing the penis against something, such as a pillow. Girls masturbate by rubbing the outside of their vagina, or by inserting something (such as a vibrator) into the vagina. However, there are a lot of variations on these methods. www.JackinWorld.com contains dozens of techniques for guys to try.

Why masturbate?

First and foremost, because it feels good, and second, because ejaculating semen reduces the sexual tension that builds up in adult men and especially teenagers. However, recent studies suggest that ejaculating regularly isn't just fun, it can actually help prevent a certain kind of cancer later in life.

Is masturbation healthy?

Masturbation is a healthy and normal practice, like daydreaming or napping. Even masturbating several times each day is completely harmless. You may encounter people, books, or websites that say masturbation is bad or harmful; this is just plain incorrect. As any reputable medical doctor will tell you, old myths about masturbation affecting the eyesight, causing permanent fatigue or insanity, etc., have long been disproved. In fact, recent studies suggest that ejaculating regularly isn't just fun, it can actually help prevent a certain kind of cancer later in life.

Can I masturbate too much?

Unless you're rubbing yourself raw (try lubrication) or you're doing it so much that it's interfering with other aspects of your life, no, it is not possible to masturbate too much. Some Web sites claim that there is such a thing as "overmasturbation," but they're only doing this to scare people into buying phony pills that do nothing. Masturbation does not cause hair loss, chronic fatigue, etc. Don't let one bad Web site ruin your enjoyment of this healthy activity.

Is my penis normal?

If you're asking this question, there's probably about a 98% chance that your penis is normal. Perfectly good penises come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, and teenagers' penises grow at very different rates. They are often curved somewhat, and the skin often has bumps and various colorations (which have nothing to do with STDs). Try not to obsess so much about your penis, and stop looking for things that might be wrong. It's there to create pleasure, not trouble and worry.


Can I make my penis bigger?

If you pay a plastic surgeon several thousand dollars, your penis can become fatter, but not really longer. And you know what? That's really the only method of penis enlargement that works. Everything else — particularly pills sold through magazines and the Internet — is a scam, aimed at malekind's #1 biggest insecurity. Some devices involving suction or vacuum can actually injure your penis. Instead of trying to change it, learn to accept your penis exactly the way it is. It's amazing how much incredible pleasure it can provide.


How can I "shoot" more?

Here's something you actually can change. If you masturbate a couple of times a day, chances are you aren't going to ejaculate very much semen, or ejaculate very forcefully. But if you want a more impressive ejaculation, hold back and save it up for a few days or a week. Drink a lot of water during the 6-hour period before you masturbate, and then draw out your masturbation session for as long as possible, spending a lot of time being very aroused. When you do finally ejaculate, it will probably come out with a lot more force, and there will be much more of it than usual. Plus, it'll feel way better than the average orgasm. Try it!


Am I gay?

This is one of the most common questions young guys ask themselves. The truth is, very few of us are 100% straight (or 100% gay). Lots of heterosexual men have fantasies about other guys, sometimes at the peak of orgasm, and this leaves them feeling very insecure. It's one of the most carefully kept secrets in male society. You're really only gay when you've concluded, without a doubt, that you enjoy males sexually more than females. Random fantasies and even sexual encounters don't make you gay.

My foreskin is too tight and I have trouble retracting it. Is there anything I can do to loosen it up?

Foreskins (which only uncircumcised males have) vary from individual to individual; some are tighter than others. If you are already well into puberty, you should be able to retract your foreskin, both when the penis is erect and when it's relaxed. If you cannot do this because it is too tight, it is possible to stretch the foreskin gently over time while softening the skin with an ointment. If the foreskin seems adhered to the penis head, you may need to consult a physician. If the doctor recommends circumcision, get a second opinion. A simple in-office cutting procedure (not a complete circumcision) is often all that's necessary to solve the problem.


I can't reach orgasm! What can I do about this?

Some guys do have a lot of trouble reaching orgasm. Several possible reasons: (1) You may be giving up too soon. Read this passage of JackinHow-To. (2) You may have ejaculated too recently. Wait a day or two (or longer) and try again. (3) You may be too young still. Some guys don't develop the ability to reach orgasm and ejaculate until well into puberty. If you're an adult and have never been able to reach orgasm or ejaculate, seek an opinion from a professional such as a urologist.

What are these bumps or spots on my penis?

It's totally normal, and very common in teenagers, for there to be bumps, pimples, or different-colored spots on the penis. They might look a little gross, but there's nothing to be ashamed of and you can't really do anything about them. Bumps on the penis may be a form of acne or may occur where new hairs are starting to grow. We recommend not focusing so much on what may be wrong with your penis — most likely, everything about it is just fine. Instead, try to accept your penis as it is: an amazing part of your body that can provide you with huge amounts of pleasure for a lifetime.

I would really like to masturbate with a friend of mine. How can I go about asking him?

Lots of guys are interested in masturbating with their buddies. Doing so, and wanting to do so, does not make you gay. JackinWorld neither encourages nor discourages these activities, aside from telling you that it's safe from an STD standpoint as long as it doesn't go beyond mutual masturbation (masturbating each other). So, we won't give direct advice. However, this has been the topic of two past Questions of the Week, and some of the readers' answers to this Question are available here and here. (Answers to an opposite-sex version of this Question are available here and here.)

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Thursday March 30

Well, after waking up with a real stiff one this morning, something had to be done to ease the tension.
So, after the usual log in and surf, pull out my friend and beat his brains out, it felt so much better.
During my surf, there was a comment that a lady wanted to have some guys spew all over her pictures and email them back to her.
This sort of piqued my interest, so a picture was printed out of her laying there half naked in her bra and panties.
When I came, it was all over her picture, and will now email it back to her.
She says that there will be some more pictures of her emailed back to all submitters, so will see what happens, and if she sends me some pics, the blog will be notified.
Since there is so little time today after all that, there is no story, so will have to add that to tomorrow's blog post.


PS Krista, please email me if you get a few moments
here_eye_cum@hotmail.com

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Monday March 27

Well, it has been a few days since my last blog post.
It has not been a good few days for me, as I was down and out with the flu.
Man, did I ever get it bad too, even after getting a flu shot.
Today I am feeling somewhat better, so thought I should update.
Last Thursday night, the wife was feeling frisky, and started to play with my cock and balls.
Since I was thinking that I was going to get lucky, I started to reach for her crotch.
No way, it was all for me, as she told me that she was going to jack me off.
Well, you know me by now, and would never turn down a hand job.
So, I agreed to let her get me off.
She applied some KY onto her hand and started to stroke me very aggressively.
Wow, did that ever feel nice, to have her quickly stroke me, and with in 3 minutes, I was blowing my load all over my belly.
I spurted out with such force (from lots of practicing one would guess), it almost got me in the eye and mouth. Well, after she cleaned me up, it was my turn, well, so I thought.
All she wanted to do was just let me rub my fingers over her pubic hair region.
That was it, no fingering the clit, no dipping them into her, nothing at all, except rubbing her crotch.
So, I agreed, because I love the feel of a woman's crotch, and never complain if she wants it rubbed.
Then the next morning the flu hit, so no updates until now.

Another story from the days of olde.
It was early September back in the early 1980's, and there was this program on the radio that I wanted to tape.
So, out comes the tape machine, and all the wires were in the right places to record the program.
Since this program was an all day event, I had several reel to reel tapes ready, and waiting to go.
As the day progressed, I started to become a bit horny.
My wife at the time was down stairs watching the TV.
Since it was just the two of us home, and she really gets into watching the tube, I figured it would be ok to pull out "Little Head" and give him some fresh air and a bit of exercise.
Now wifey at the time jacked me off on a regular basis, (Hmmm, seems to be a pattern here) and we had intercourse almost as often.
Since it had been a day or so since we last had any sex of any kind, today was to be the day.
First checking that all was ok downstairs, and I could hear the neighbours next door working on their vehicle, everything was set to do the deed.
Looking through the curtains, I could see them both upended like a ducks ass under the hood.
Heading back into the upstairs bedroom, there was this huge walk in closet with a light in it.
In the closet were some clothes and some odds and ends, plus my skin book collection hidden away undr some clothes or boxes.
Every now and then I would buy a copy of Hustler, Celebrity Skin, or what ever skin books had the best pictures to masturbate to.
Now remember, this is long before the days of the internet and online porn so it was the stimulation method of the day.
There was a tube of KY, yes, we used that back then too, so I am a long time customer of the product.
Probably a part owner of the company now. Lol
It was about 4:30 in the afternoon by this time, and I thought it would be ok to just head into the closet and pull my drawers down and jerk off.
After looking for the best skin books, and they were laid out in front of me, it was time to go.
Then lubing myself up and stroking away like mad, I was really into this one book with some hot young babes with their smooth crotches staring at me, and I I was on the verge of blowing my load, and Dave next door walks into the closet.
He has climbed the stairs so quietly, or I was too into masturbating to hear him until he was staring at me in the closet with my pants at my ankles, and cock in hand.
I was mortified, getting caught jacking off by the guy next door.
All that I could do was hide my cock as best as I could and stare at him as both of us had a horrified look on our faces.
I could not say or utter a sound, and all Dave said was, "Oops, sorry, I didn't mean to walk in on you".
Well, it was too late for that now, after all, I was caught with my pecker in my hand, and there was no denying that.
He quickly turned and went down the stairs, left the house and went back to working on his vehicle.
The moment was gone for jacking off, especially after such a sudden embarrassing interruption.
Once he was down the stairsand gone from the house, and I quickly pulled up my pants and underwear, straightened my clothes out, and headed for the window that faced the neighbours place.
My next fear was him telling his buddy that he had caught me with my pecker in my hand and spanking the monkey.
This would be something that I could never live down, and the fear of themtelling all their friends of what he walked in on and witnessed.
Staring and listening very closely out the slightly parted curtains for the next 15 minutes was a long and tense time.
I was expecting his friend to start bursting out with laughter when he was told what I was doing, but it never happened, but I continued to stand and listen, so I would know what to expect the next time I seen him.
Perhaps he had enough compassion for someone being caught masturbating, and kept it to himself.
That I will probably never know.
Over the next few months, we had talked and had a few beer together, but he never let on what he saw.
So, who knows if he ever said anything or not.

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Wednesday March 21

Wow, can you believe it?
It has been almost a whole week, and not once did I masturbate.
That is a very good thing to be proud of.
Since I masturbate several times a week, this is an amazing feat.
Any way, after trying to get laid for the last week, all my efforts were dashed, as there was no way that the wife was going to give in and let me hide my weenie.
So, today it was a day where I had to take matters into my own hand, so to speak.
And that is what happened, after wanting to have a treat by getting laid, it seems that the only way that I was going to get my rocks off was to jack off.
It was so nice to feel my cock tingle and pulsate as I was stroking it.
Since it was so long ago that my last orgasm occurred, and wanting to keep up the pleasurable sensations, what was to be a 20 minute jerkin' session, turned out to be only about 10 minutes.
But what the hey, it was just nice to get off, period.
Since there are no pictures to post again today, because my main focus was to get off, not post pictures, all my concentrated efforts were put into my cock, to ensure that it was rubbed the right way, and gave a pleasurable experience in the end.
Having said that I masturbated, and have put all that behind me for the next couple of days, it is time for another story.
In keeping with the masturbation theme, it is another story about "Red".
As told before, "Red" always had to ensure that the only person that was to get pleasure out of my cock was her, and there was no need for me to spank my monkey because it was always getting spanked on a very regular basis by "Red", so there was no need for me to do it myself.
"Little Head" was always satisfied, and on some days, it was satisfied more than once.
There was this one time that "Red" and I were out with her kids at the park.
As usual, she wanted to pull "Little Head" out and give him some action, so to have a bit of privacy, she let the kids out of the back of my vehicle, and told them to play on the playground toys, and not to leave the sandy toy area.
That way we could keep an eye on them and monitor their movements, as well as strangers that could wander into in the area.
So, there we were, nice and cozy, me with my pants in the usual position at my ankles, and her with her top undone and her tits hanging out begging to be played with.
Not wanting to miss an opportunity to play with these huge puppies, my hands were all over them, rubbing her nipples, and fondling those big tits.
She had my cock in her hand, and had applied a dab of KY onto the head, and was sliding her hand up and down the length of my shaft, and over the head, which was really making me horny.
Since there was a number of young ladies, some scantily dressed because of the warm weather, I was looking them over carefully, and undressing them with my eyes.
Every now and then, a nice young mother would walk by the vehicle, and give me a nice close up look at her body.
I would look at her bouncing tits, and an overall look at the merchandise she had, and this added to the stimulation, and heightened my horniness a few notches.
So, there I was this one time, and was reclined, enjoying the hand job that was being done, when all of a sudden she jumps up, opened the door and bolted from the vehicle.
Just as she bolted, some woman had just passed the vehicle, and a split second earlier, would have either been mowed down by "Red" exiting, or she would have seen "Little Head" in all his proud glory standing at attention.
Since this startled the hell out of me, and was sitting there dumbfounded, not knowing whether to cover myself, or continue jacking off.
I chose to covermyself, and try to look calm and collected.
What had happened was, one of her kids had fallen off a playground toy, and did a face plant into the sand.
It was not hurt, more stunned than anything, but "Red" was there for her kid, and left me holding my bag.
After picking the kid up and brushing all the sand off her, she kissed her better, and returned to the back seat, and started to entice "Little Head" into standing up for her again so she could finish making him cum.
Since the kid had diverted most of her attention after that incident, she was not really into playing with my cock any more and seemed preoccupied with watching her kids.
After finally getting me erect again, and stroking me to orgasm, we cleaned up my mess, and gathered her kids up and I took her back home.
Once there, she wanted to do me again, and with her kids safely in her fenced in back yard, I agreed to let her jack me off a second time, and hopefully without any distractions this time.
She had me lay on the bed naked, and began to fondle my cock.
It didn't take long for me to get hard again, and she eagerly stroked me.
She was telling me about her sister, who was a real slut and pranced around the night clubs half naked, or on short skirts and flashing her underwear to all the horny men there.
Her sister had been staying with her for a couple of days, after a fall out with her boyfriend, so she had a few clothes there.
"Red" wanted to make up for the last time we were so rudely interrupted, so she told me that I had to wear her sisters bra while she jacked me off.
She knew this really got me turned on, so I eagerly agreed to have her put it on me.
There I was, sitting there eagerly awaiting and anticipating its feeling as she got the bra and put it on me and started to fastened it up.
It fit pretty well, and my cock got real hard as she was fastening the hooks.
Once she had the bra on me and all straightened out, her attention was back to my cock.
She started to stroke me nice and slow, letting me enjoy the pleasure of her hand sliding up and down my now rock hard cock.
I was super horny, and asked her to sit on my face, by straddling her legs over me, and letting me smell and lick her pussy.
She eagerly agreed, and was straddling my face in seconds, and then begging me to lick her clit.
I was in heaven, sniffing her musky crotch, and licking her swollen clit, while she was stroking me to an intense second orgasm of the day.
Licking her intensely, trying to get her to cum with me, or whenever she was ready, gave her a bit of pleasure while she was giving me pleasure.
Since all the stimulation that I was getting made me cum in a short time, it was only fair to keep licking her clit, and after about 5 minutes, she came in an earth shattering orgasm, and collapsed on my face, almost smothering me.
She was happy, and I was very satisfied, getting off twice in one day, and eating her pussy lips until I made her cum.
Oh, to see her again, and ask her to play with my cock, and have her sit on my face again.....it would be a pleasure no doubt.
But then again, who needs all the bullshit that goes along with that woman, so no, I think I can live without her for a while longer, but it would be nice for a change.

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Thursday March 16

Ok, it has been a couple of days since my last posting.
In an effort to reduce the number of times per week that I masturbate, it has been a real chore to refrain from surfing the net for all the pictures of scantily clad or naked women.
This is one of the hardest, (and no, my cock is not the subject here) things to try and attempt this last while.
After thinking of all the times in the past that I have masturbated, every attempt to tell a story from out of the past will be made.
Many years ago, there was this lady that was hot after my body, and would do just about anything to have me.
She had a very open mind, and took every opportunity to make sure that "Little Head" was satisfied, and unable to penetrate the depths of my current wife when we had a chance to get into bed and enjoy some intimate sex.
Since I was going with the wife at the time, and this second lady was a tenant below me in an apartment block.
We got off (no pun intended here, as this was before any sexual activities occurred) to a bad start that would remain for the rest of our relationship.
She had a fiery temper, and that matched her flaming red hair.
Anyway, we did sort of become friends, and eventually we started having coffee together on a regular basis.
Since she had a couple of very young kids, it made it difficult to have any alone time so it became a routine that she would head upstairs to my apartment after watching the future wife head off to her own place.
No sooner had the wife left, and there was this thump, thump, thump from the stairs as she was waddling her way into my apartment for a little fun and erotic times.
When I say waddle, it was a sort of waddle when she walked, as she had large hips and thighs, and tits that were very large and firm and it looked like a waddle the way she carried herself.
She was a rather large woman, but not overly fat, except from the hips down, and at times I thought her head was too because of the stupid things she did, since there was not much chance to reason with her when she was angry.
After a few weeks of this routine, I began to get a bit scared that the wife was going to head back and walk into the apartment saying that she had forgotten something, and catch the two of us in a compromising position. That would be very difficult to try and talk my way out of because there we would be me with my pants at my ankles and “Red” with my cock in her hand or mouth.
Of course, having that redhead temper, we got into a fight, and at times about her traipsing upstairs before the wife’s car had left the parking lot, and she would be on her way upstairs ready to start pulling out my cock and getting it to blow it’s load.
These fights got very ugly and dangerous on many an occasion.
"Red" would grab whatever was close at hand, and was ready to use it, whether it was a butcher knife or a rolled up newspaper, it was her weapon to get back at me for depriving her from my cock.
So, anyway, back to the sexual activities and her addiction to my cock.
Since she really wanted to have me for her own, and was extremely jealous of the wife, she always wanted to make sure that I was not wanting to get too sexually involved with the wife, and would insist, yes, insist that she either jack me off every night, or suck my cock so that it was sexually satisfied, and hard to arouse for sex with anyone else.
Now don't get me wrong, I really enjoy getting a hand job this often, having my cock sucked or intimate sex on a regular basis, but keeping my cock limp from over use was an obsession to her.
She had to do this every night.
It was heaven, her hands on my cock, and me trying to get her to let me lick her pussy.
All she wanted was to get me off at what ever means she could.
We tried every thing we could sexually, anal sex, vaginal sex, sucking cock, jacking me off, cross dressing and even titty fucking.
Now that was a treat in it's self.
With her large 38C tits, and a little KY, she would really enjoy watching my cock slide up and down between her tits, and cooed whenever I shot my load between her tits.
And I liked it too, especially when I came, and shot my cum all over her face and neck, giving her a pearl necklace, this was my gift to her.
“Red” liked to also put her underwear on me, and really got excited when she put her bra on me and watched me get hard as a rock, then tease my cock for a bit then start to jack me off.
Looking back, it really did turn me on, and wearing her underwear made me so hard and almost beg her to satisfy me.
Towards the end or this stormy relationship, she insisted that I wear her bra when she sucked or jacked me off
Never ever did I beg her to jack me off, because if she knew that I wanted it, she had in her mind that she won the war between her and the wife.
This would never happen.
More about this story in my next posting.
Now, about today’s activities.
Since it had been a couple of days of restraint, masturbation was on the order of the day.
So, it was the usual stuff, surf, look, stroke, blow my load and orgasm.
The only difference about today's session is that there was no KY put on my cock.

Today it was just dry stroking as I surfed, and even after 15 or so minutes, my cock finally exploded with bang.
It felt really good to get off, but looking back, using a but of gel would have made it a very pleasurable session.
Oh well, I can not put my cum back in and start all over, but it would be nice. Lol
Today’s pics are of some lady that has a body similar to "Reds" (pic #1 is the closest that I could find that looks like her hips and thighs) and the rest of the pics are tits about the same size as "Reds", so they are posted for you to enjoy and put a picture as to what she looked like.
Today, yes, after thinking about all the fun times that she made me cum, I really do miss her playing with my cock on a regular basis, but the temper is not missed, and glad that I am not involved anymore.
"Red" was very high maintenance when it came to satisfying her sexual needs of my cock, and watching it spewing forth it's hot load so that she had all the sexual satisfaction this rather than the wife.

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Monday March 13

Well, it was an interesting day yesterday.
After surfing the web for a while yesterday looking at some different websites, it made me rather horny.
Not wanting to break my rules, it was a look but not touch approach.
So, with this in mind, I was free to surf as much as possible to see all the wonderful sites out there.
It was so tempting during my surfing to grab my meat and beat it, that it got the better of me, and thought it best to just log off, and walk away from the computer for a while.
This is what happened.
Later in the evening at bed time, and still feeling quite randy, every attempt was made to get a little action from the wife.
But wouldn't you just know it, my luck was against me.
It was that time of the month, and there was to be no playing hide the weenie for this cowboy, at least for the next week or so anyway.
So, feeling both bold and randy, I talked the wife into playing with "Little Head" for a while.
Never before has the name "Little Head" cum, I mean come up in reference to my cock, as she just refers to him as "Your Cock".
I just came out and asked her to play with my cock, and she agreed to do it, no problem.
Now did this ever surprise me, as she was dog tired last night, and usually when she is that tired, she starts out playing with my cock, but soon falls asleep, and that is the end of it, well, until the next morning anyways, and this is why I am always so horny first thing in the morning.
One has to get rid of that raging hard on some how and masturbating is the only way when one is alone.
Now, after she starts to gently stroke my now proud member, he gets all excited, and really wants to have a bit of fun and exercise.
After a few minutes of gentle stroking, it was time for the KY to appear.
She put a dab of gel onto "Little Head" and began to slide her hand up and down the length of my shaft, and over the head, which felt soooo good.
Not having anyone stroke my cock for me in a while, it only took a few minutes of stroking, and I was ready to cum.
As my body started to tense as my orgasm was nearing, she sensed this tensing, and started to stroke my hard cock faster, and gripped it tighter to give me a great orgasm.
It took no longer than 5 minutes of stroking, and I was cumming, and cum shot out all over her leg and onto the bed.
All the while as my load is making a mess all over, she continues to stroke me, and sending me over the edge.
After she stopped pumping my cock with her hand, I was totally spent.
I had blown my load, and was very satisfied.
We cleaned up my mess, rather I cleaned up my own mess, since it was the least I could do.
When all was cleaned up, I cuddled her until we both fell asleep.
I really do love my wife and giver her more sexual satisfaction that I get from her, but I never complain.
Rubbing her crotch area every night is usually enough for me to enjoy myself, and always try to get my tongue between her lower lips for a bit of a snack and a treat for both of us.
Licking her can give her an orgasm of great intensity, but that is only on odd occasions
There is never a request for her to either suck my cock, or stroke me.
I do it just for the pleasure of doing it to give her pleasure.
Seems that I am getting off the subject a little bit.
Anyway, today as I sat at the computer to write another entry into my blog, I subconsciously grabbed my meat and started to play with it.
This was a bad mistake on my part.
My dick got all hard and started to bob up and down, looking for a bit of action.
Next thing I know, there is some pleasing sensations happening down below.
Since it felt so good, and thinking that jerkin' my gherkin for a few minutes would be all right.
Another mistake, before 3 minutes had passed, my pecker was doing the orgasm dance, bobbing up and down and spewing cum all over the floor.
Not thinking of what I was doing, it was just a time to enjoy the moment and not thinking about the mess that was going to be made by my actions.
What a mess.
It was so silly, because there was no cloth to clean up the mess.
So, trying my best not to drip from the computer room to the bathroom where the cloth was, it was interesting to say the least.
Since the mess was not spread too far, it was easy to clean up.
Now that the monkey has been spanked, and my mess cleaned up, it was time to finish getting my act together and finish writing my entry for the day.

Hope that this narrative has not been too long winded.
Sometimes I get mixed up and start repeating myself while making an attempt to bore you to tears.
These are just my thoughts and memories of what has happened over the last day or so, and are put down here as a record of events in my life.

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