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| No ace up her sleeve |
This lucky hubby has a wife that helps him cheat at poker, later she even drug their guest into the bedroom so he could stack the deck.
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How to Humiliate your husband
Thanks to Buzz Feed for these handy housewife tips on humiliating your husband in the bedroom:
Pulling the sheet over your mouth won't help when your laughing out loud over his little thingy
It is just selfish to swallow you should share with him
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| Don't forget to ask him, 'is it in yet?' |
"When having sex, remember to laugh loudly and yell 'WHEEEEE!!' to remind your partner that you are having fun."
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| Come on, aren't you done yet? |
"Order a pizza then immediately begin to have sex. If he doesn't come before the pizza comes, he owes you a free pizza."
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| You will love this dear I saw it on Myth busters |
"Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his penis for a real sexplosion."
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| No dear it's all right I think its cute |
Pulling the sheet over your mouth won't help when your laughing out loud over his little thingy
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| A little hint it goes much further if you mix with your saliva |
It is just selfish to swallow you should share with him
Strip Shearched
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| God dammit I know it must be in here somewhere |
I kept telling her I didn't have her phone but I don't think she believed me
A Little Back Door Lovin, Wife-dom Style
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| Giving hubby anal |
“Wow, my husband got so shit-faced last night.”
“Really drunk huh?”
“What? No, I never let him drink.”
Are you Being Cuckolded
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| Have you noticed how wet and excited she gets when she demands oral? |
Top 9 Reasons you may be a cuckold:
9. At your wedding reception,
your bride tells you “Here hold my panties I want to find out if the best man
is really the 'Best Man'.
8. Your wife says, “Until I
met Tyrone I didn’t realize how small your dick is.”
7. You haven’t had sex in
weeks yet as you are washing your wife panties for her you notice the crotches
are all full of dried cum (did you taste them to make sure?).
6. Just where did all those
hickeys come from?
5. When she comes home from a
night out 'with the girls,' she climbs on your face and demands that you clean
her.
4. She always carries super
size condoms in her purse.
3. You help her pack for a
business trip with her boss and notice she is taking no panties and a box of
condoms.
2. She seems to be always
losing her panties at work.
And the number 1 reason you
might be a cuckold is:
You are white and your wife
is white but your baby is black.
The pussy-whip Test
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| Is Roger a pussy-whipped cuckold? You make the decision |
"OK Roger, tell us what are your thoughts as you watch your wife fucking this huge boner."
"I cannot believe she didn't take her panties off first, doesn't she realize the stains that nasty man will leave all over them. Oh no thats my problem not hers, she has no idea how hard it is to get dried cum out of her delicates. Even soaking them in Ivory Snow leaves them too stiff and scratchy for her tender skin, mmm, maybe if I soak them in..."
"Well I think we have the answer we were looking for."
